turbo heaven 🌼 fidelio

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two tsuns walk into a bar

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week 0, monday

[outdistanced]

[ hi, del. laurence is floating and he looks kind of disturbed by it. ]

Did you know donuts could do this?!

[ betrayed by snack!! ]

[fending]

...News to me. You're sure that's what did it?

[outdistanced]

No, I just decided to jump in the air for fun and didn't come down. [ please ] I decided to try the stupid donut and just started floating. What else could it be?

week 1, thursay

[outdistanced]

[ not me realizing i never got a notif for our last thread hello!!

anyway he's just sitting somewhere watching his chao attempt to play a tambourine. ]

Hey, Mr. Magnus - you're good with music, right? Can you help teach the little guy how to actually play?

[fending]

[ don't worry i was very late anyway lmao and i've been losing track of shit like crazy

anyway idk if anyone has ever called him mr. magnus before in his life so he just blinks for a second ]

Well, I don't know if I'd go that far. I mean, I like it, but... don't really do much besides singin' meself.

[ and even that's nowhere near professional level. there are bars of music on his halo but he has no idea how to read them to know what the tune is. ]

Tambourine, though... 's really just a rhythm thing, yeah?

[outdistanced]

[ del is older so he has to be respectful... ]

That's more than I do. They don't really prioritize music lessons back home. [ watches it proudly hit the tambourine. ] ...Maybe these guys just don't have any rhythm.

w2 friday

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[ ugh. tucks his phone in his pocket. he doesn't want to look at the announcement anymore. what do they mean holes. ]

I can't believe we're just going to have to keep doing this.

[fending]

Be surprised if we ever got a week where we didn't have to do this at this point, but. Yeah.

[outdistanced]

I was hoping maybe there'd still be a chance.

[ even a slim one, but. he knew better, anyway. ]

...Is it bad I feel a little relieved that there weren't more people dead today?

w2, saturday

[fending]

[ gives him a little pat on the back. ]

Nice job usin' that item back there.

[outdistanced]

[ he shrugs one shoulder. ]

I never thought it was Yves, but I got worried with everyone looking at him... Too much of the evidence we found just fit all of us in that range.

w3, monday

[fending]

[ turbo cr boost for turbo heaven

the memory that plays across the mirrors this time is one that's both very personal and very painful, and feels all the more raw after last week's events. fidelio winces as soon as it starts, but lets it play as-is. ]

[outdistanced]

[ my god. it's awful to see, naturally, and laurence wonders if he shouldn't be seeing it at all, but as terrible as it is, he doesn't look away. ]

People really can be awful.

[ hurting children like that. treating living people like nothing, less than they are. ]

...You guys - you always take care of each other that well?

w4, monday

[fending]

[ checking out this fucking huge castle... peeking into the laboratory ]

...What is this, some sort of science lab?

[outdistanced]

Looks like it. Not what I was expecting to find in a castle...

w4, friday

[fending]

[ he's just warily staring at a sink somewhere like a cat that just heard the garbage disposal. ]

[outdistanced]

[ uh ]

Fidelio...? You alright?

[ aside from the murder? ]

[outdistanced]

[ yeets them into (throws dart) italy? ]

There’s a whole city in these train cars?

[ imagine if he knew it was the entire country. how does this work. ]

[fending]

...You know, I've gotten used to things here defying all rules of logic, but this really feels like a whole different level.

[ what is going on with this train ]

w5 saturday

[outdistanced]

[ looks at the main post. yeah that's right. coming into the tavern!! ]

Today could've gone a lot worse.

[ one killer haha yay <3 ]

[fending]

[ waves. i think he's just eating leftover tiramisu on one of their sofas. ]

Shite, man. One killer's bloody insane, but. Objectively the best outcome for us, yeah?

w6 sunday

[outdistanced]

[ that! was fucking rough! he's just gonna need to stop and take a moment to breathe after that execution. ]

I don't think I'll ever understand why they had to be like that...

[fending]

That had to be the worst one just for how many times everyone had to go through it.

[ mostly siffrin, obviously, but ugh, it was rough on the audience too. ]

w7 monday

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[ one last memshare for the road... laurence throws his hands in the air in frustration. ]

Again?! Seriously?!

[fending]

[ ok idk shit about this canon and somehow this just being in seattle instead of some other fantasy world took me out

anyway, even with the minimal context he has for any of this, it's not hard to understand what's going on. despite appearances, this "madam" has such forden vibes it's not even funny.

his tail flicks angrily when it's over. ugh. ]

Please tell me someone's taken that witch down a few pegs by now.