turbo heaven 🌼 marcoh

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[boxcar]

[ Now his phone is buzzing. He's not literally shaking with mortification but the energy is somewhat there. ]

Why did I write that.

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[ u g h ]

Did you follow last week's rule?

[boxcar]

Rule?

[ He didn't really read... ]

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Something about starting every conversation with a compliment. Apparently a lot of us didn't do it, so now we're all blurting out a secret or something. It's a pain.

[boxcar]

Oh.

Yeah, I definitely forgot to do that.

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Welcome to the club. And now we have a brand new rule to follow or be punished for.

[boxcar]

[ Honestly he probably glanced at the new rule and already forgot what it is so it's not boding well. ]

These seem hard to try to slip into normal conversations.

[ He already shows affection to chao so the first week was more than easy enough at least. ]

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Unless you're Yves or just really into gossip, I guess.

[boxcar]

It saves him from these strange "punishments"?

[ So really... who's winning here... ]

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Lucky him. If only it were that easy for the rest of us.

[boxcar]

Uh... well...

If you just wanted to try to figure it out just so we don't have to think about it later.

[ And deal with the consequences. Preferably not in public. ]

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[ stares at him. ]

Are you saying you have thoughts on who here should be a couple?

[boxcar]

Not strong ones... I'm not Yves.

[ There's so much power there. ]

But if it's just making things up to avoid something embarrassing happen later, then that's... fine.

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It's a little hard to get on his level, anyway.

[ rubs neck. ]

The rule said we have to talk to three different people about it, though.

[boxcar]

Uh.

If you debated them on the Chipper, that probably counts as one?

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I don't think it works like that...

[boxcar]

Well... who is enforcing it really. I did not consciously shower chao with affection but I got a pass anyway.

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That's different. You don't have to be thinking about it to pamper those little guys if you'd have done it anyway.

[boxcar]

It did look like some people did not pass it anyway.

Apparently it may have been compelling to kiss a person near you. I think the topic is harmless enough, better than risking something unpredictably embarrassing.

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It what?

[ WHAT DO YOU MEAN COMPELLING THEM TO KISS SOMEONE ]

[boxcar]

[ JUST STRIKES FEAR INTO LAURENCE'S HEART I GUESS ]

That's what I was told.

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[ IT'S JUST MORTIFYING AS A CONCEPT. ]

Oh my god. Why.

[boxcar]

You don't want that happening to you, right?

[ Best get gossiping. ]

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Do you?

[ where's YOUR fake gossip marcoh ]

[boxcar]

No.

[ Well he'll play if he has to he's just. Not inclined to bring it up unprompted because he does think it's a bit awkward. ]