turbo heaven 🌼 marcoh

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[outdistanced]

[ stares at him. ]

Are you saying you have thoughts on who here should be a couple?

[boxcar]

Not strong ones... I'm not Yves.

[ There's so much power there. ]

But if it's just making things up to avoid something embarrassing happen later, then that's... fine.

[outdistanced]

It's a little hard to get on his level, anyway.

[ rubs neck. ]

The rule said we have to talk to three different people about it, though.

[boxcar]

Uh.

If you debated them on the Chipper, that probably counts as one?

[outdistanced]

I don't think it works like that...

[boxcar]

Well... who is enforcing it really. I did not consciously shower chao with affection but I got a pass anyway.

[outdistanced]

That's different. You don't have to be thinking about it to pamper those little guys if you'd have done it anyway.

[boxcar]

It did look like some people did not pass it anyway.

Apparently it may have been compelling to kiss a person near you. I think the topic is harmless enough, better than risking something unpredictably embarrassing.

[outdistanced]

It what?

[ WHAT DO YOU MEAN COMPELLING THEM TO KISS SOMEONE ]

[boxcar]

[ JUST STRIKES FEAR INTO LAURENCE'S HEART I GUESS ]

That's what I was told.

[outdistanced]

[ IT'S JUST MORTIFYING AS A CONCEPT. ]

Oh my god. Why.

[boxcar]

You don't want that happening to you, right?

[ Best get gossiping. ]

[outdistanced]

Do you?

[ where's YOUR fake gossip marcoh ]

[boxcar]

No.

[ Well he'll play if he has to he's just. Not inclined to bring it up unprompted because he does think it's a bit awkward. ]

[outdistanced]

Ugh! This is so annoying!

Fine! If I had to say something... probably Elysia and Yves? I don't know!

[ he hates it here! ]

[boxcar]

[ He just nods once solemnly... then he's just thinking and trying to think of a pair that doesn't include Laurence. For the record it's Koharu. It was just his first thought. ]

... Shadowheart... and...

[ Uh... ]

Rich?

[outdistanced]

[ he hates this subject so much but he does have to pause to consider this. it's so weird. ]

...They are pretty funny. I could see them teaming up on someone else.

[ this isn't even about shipping he just thinks they should both keep roasting people ]

[boxcar]

I do think those conversations would be interesting to listen to.

[ It's definitely a lot of good natured mean girls shit. ]

[outdistanced]

Right? Those two never really hold back.

[boxcar]

Uh-huh. Well that is one done I think. I'm sure there are people willing to just get it done and over with too.

[outdistanced]

[ HEAVES A SIGH. ]

I think Yves would be so happy to talk about it he'd ascend into space.