outdistanced | turbo heaven 🌼 marcoh

[ Honestly he probably glanced at the new rule and already forgot what it is so it's not boding well. ]

These seem hard to try to slip into normal conversations.

[ He already shows affection to chao so the first week was more than easy enough at least. ]

Unless you're Yves or just really into gossip, I guess.

It saves him from these strange "punishments"?

[ So really... who's winning here... ]

Lucky him. If only it were that easy for the rest of us.

Uh... well...

If you just wanted to try to figure it out just so we don't have to think about it later.

[ And deal with the consequences. Preferably not in public. ]

[ stares at him. ]

Are you saying you have thoughts on who here should be a couple?

Not strong ones... I'm not Yves.

[ There's so much power there. ]

But if it's just making things up to avoid something embarrassing happen later, then that's... fine.

It's a little hard to get on his level, anyway.

[ rubs neck. ]

The rule said we have to talk to three different people about it, though.

Uh.

If you debated them on the Chipper, that probably counts as one?

I don't think it works like that...

Well... who is enforcing it really. I did not consciously shower chao with affection but I got a pass anyway.

That's different. You don't have to be thinking about it to pamper those little guys if you'd have done it anyway.

It did look like some people did not pass it anyway.

Apparently it may have been compelling to kiss a person near you. I think the topic is harmless enough, better than risking something unpredictably embarrassing.

It what?

[ WHAT DO YOU MEAN COMPELLING THEM TO KISS SOMEONE ]

[ JUST STRIKES FEAR INTO LAURENCE'S HEART I GUESS ]

That's what I was told.

[ IT'S JUST MORTIFYING AS A CONCEPT. ]

Oh my god. Why.

You don't want that happening to you, right?

[ Best get gossiping. ]

Do you?

[ where's YOUR fake gossip marcoh ]

No.

[ Well he'll play if he has to he's just. Not inclined to bring it up unprompted because he does think it's a bit awkward. ]

Ugh! This is so annoying!

Fine! If I had to say something... probably Elysia and Yves? I don't know!

[ he hates it here! ]

[ He just nods once solemnly... then he's just thinking and trying to think of a pair that doesn't include Laurence. For the record it's Koharu. It was just his first thought. ]

... Shadowheart... and...

[ Uh... ]

Rich?

[ he hates this subject so much but he does have to pause to consider this. it's so weird. ]

...They are pretty funny. I could see them teaming up on someone else.

[ this isn't even about shipping he just thinks they should both keep roasting people ]

I do think those conversations would be interesting to listen to.

[ It's definitely a lot of good natured mean girls shit. ]

Right? Those two never really hold back.

Uh-huh. Well that is one done I think. I'm sure there are people willing to just get it done and over with too.

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