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[outdistanced]

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[fightolive]

It looks like she knows when you're being rude.

[outdistanced]

I'm not being rude! With as much trouble as Iris has caused, who wouldn't be annoyed by that guy?!

[ the arm smacks his ankle again. ]

Hey!

[fightolive]

You could try being a little nicer... maybe she'll stop hitting you?

[outdistanced]

[ he! glares at her! ]

Or maybe she could stop following me around!

[fightolive]

[She's kneeling down so she can talk to the arm.]

Do you want to stay with him?

[outdistanced]

[ its hand forms a little thinking pose! and then kind of droops. after a moment, it gives a thumbs up, but like a sad one where it's heart isn't in it. it's an arm but pretend it has a heart just for this.

laurence scoffs. ]

Just because Iris isn't here...

[fightolive]

[ Aw... this poor arm. ]

Who is Iris?

[outdistanced]

The guy who made that thing. [ gestures at the arm. ] At least that's my guess. He's an Iris demiflora - he's always made weird things like this, even though it's against the rules.

[fightolive]

Are you friends?

[outdistanced]

No.

[ answered that too fast and too loudly ]

All that idiot ever does is cause problems for everyone else. All he cares about is doing what he wants. Who'd want to be friends with someone like that?

[ in the background, the arm perks up to wave her hand like me! me! ]

[fightolive]

... If you say so.

[ In the end, it's not like Iris is here, and she really doesn't know what kind of relationship they have. ]

[outdistanced]

What, you would want to be friends with someone that selfish?

[fightolive]

My friends do what they want.

[ and also their taxes ]

[outdistanced]

[ squints ]

That's... fine, when they're causing problems for everyone around them.

[fightolive]

... Maybe I'm just used to this type of person...?

[ Absolute raccoon gremlins. ]

[outdistanced]

[ that was supposed to read "not causing problems" whoopsie. always noticing my typos after the fact rip. ]

And I'm used to it from Iris, but that doesn't mean I like it. It's a pain in the ass.

[fightolive]

But it sounds like you're still close.

[outdistanced]

What? No way. The less I have to deal with that guy, the better.