laurence nimith (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
outdistanced) wrote2025-02-08 03:20 pm
outdistanced) wrote2025-02-08 03:20 pm
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turbo heaven 🌼 firefly
i don't have any shitposts on hand help
[ hello as soon as other locations manifest laurence is immediately changing into something fucking normal thank you. and what a relief it is! ]
It's about time we could change. Those outfits were so embarrassing.
[ there is an arm crawling along the ground behind him btw. ]
It's about time we could change. Those outfits were so embarrassing.
[ there is an arm crawling along the ground behind him btw. ]
[She's changed into her usual multi layered outfit, very cute, full of frills.]
They were a little -
[ Looks down ]
Is that an arm?
They were a little -
[ Looks down ]
Is that an arm?
[ an arm! he looks down and rolls his eyes. ]
Her name's Penny, apparently. She won't stop following me around.
Her name's Penny, apparently. She won't stop following me around.
[ Death is already weird, why not have a pet arm? ]
Did you... know her before?
Did you... know her before?
No. She's not even mine. I have no idea why she's here.
That's a little strange. Do you know who she does belong to?
Unfortunately.
[ the arm crawls close enough to just smack him on the ankle. he yelps and jumps away from it. ]
Ow! What was that for?!
[ the arm crawls close enough to just smack him on the ankle. he yelps and jumps away from it. ]
Ow! What was that for?!
It looks like she knows when you're being rude.
I'm not being rude! With as much trouble as Iris has caused, who wouldn't be annoyed by that guy?!
[ the arm smacks his ankle again. ]
Hey!
[ the arm smacks his ankle again. ]
Hey!
You could try being a little nicer... maybe she'll stop hitting you?
[ he! glares at her! ]
Or maybe she could stop following me around!
Or maybe she could stop following me around!
[She's kneeling down so she can talk to the arm.]
Do you want to stay with him?
Do you want to stay with him?
[ its hand forms a little thinking pose! and then kind of droops. after a moment, it gives a thumbs up, but like a sad one where it's heart isn't in it. it's an arm but pretend it has a heart just for this.
laurence scoffs. ]
Just because Iris isn't here...
laurence scoffs. ]
Just because Iris isn't here...
The guy who made that thing. [ gestures at the arm. ] At least that's my guess. He's an Iris demiflora - he's always made weird things like this, even though it's against the rules.
No.
[ answered that too fast and too loudly ]
All that idiot ever does is cause problems for everyone else. All he cares about is doing what he wants. Who'd want to be friends with someone like that?
[ in the background, the arm perks up to wave her hand like me! me! ]
[ answered that too fast and too loudly ]
All that idiot ever does is cause problems for everyone else. All he cares about is doing what he wants. Who'd want to be friends with someone like that?
[ in the background, the arm perks up to wave her hand like me! me! ]
... If you say so.
[ In the end, it's not like Iris is here, and she really doesn't know what kind of relationship they have. ]
[ In the end, it's not like Iris is here, and she really doesn't know what kind of relationship they have. ]
What, you would want to be friends with someone that selfish?
My friends do what they want.
[ and also their taxes ]
[ and also their taxes ]
[ squints ]
That's... fine, when they're causing problems for everyone around them.
That's... fine, when they're causing problems for everyone around them.
... Maybe I'm just used to this type of person...?
[ Absolute raccoon gremlins. ]
[ Absolute raccoon gremlins. ]
[ that was supposed to read "not causing problems" whoopsie. always noticing my typos after the fact rip. ]
And I'm used to it from Iris, but that doesn't mean I like it. It's a pain in the ass.
And I'm used to it from Iris, but that doesn't mean I like it. It's a pain in the ass.
What? No way. The less I have to deal with that guy, the better.
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