turbo heaven 🌼 majima

[outdistanced]

is there a flower joke we can make here andie

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[outdistanced]

...I guess.

[ in a tone that suggests he doesn't understand at ALL but sure, whatever, ]

Wait, did you name it after yourself, too?

[dickkick]

Where I'm from, ya don't just call people by their given name unless yer real close with 'em—it just ain't done. But, again, lil' guy is supposed to be a part of me. So why not give him my name, too?

[outdistanced]

I've never heard of a rule like that. But I guess if that's how you feel about it, sure, why not?

[dickkick]

That's why I said "where I'm from," knowin' we're from all kinds'a different worlds an' places...

[outdistanced]

At least some of us are from the same planet, just not the same place. Like Akihiko said he was from Japan? It's still weird that he didn't know about demiflora, though.

[dickkick]

I'm from Japan, too...

And, for the record, I got no clue what that is, either.

[outdistanced]

People with supernatural powers. It's normal to know about them back home... but I don't know, maybe Japan just doesn't have any.

[dickkick]

Seriously? That kinda shit would be all over the internet.

And, y'know. If there were ever a place that churned out people with superpowers, Japan would be right behind America on that.

[outdistanced]

What's the internet?

...I don't think it's a competition, though.

[dickkick]

I dunno which one of us is worse off in this equation.

[outdistanced]

[ stares at him in confusion ]

[dickkick]

If the words "cancel culture" don't mean anything to ya, don't worry 'bout it.

[outdistanced]

Nope. Never heard of it.

[dickkick]

So don't worry 'bout it!

[ IF ONLY THINGS WERE SO SIMPLE FOR HIM... ]

...so yeah, I was a dumb bright-eyed kid too, once upon a time. Heh.

[outdistanced]

[ hm. fine, he'll let it drop. ]

You were nice, though. The chaos probably liked the help.

[dickkick]

What've I been tryin' to tell ya this whole time? Just 'cause I seem shady and fulla shit don't mean I actually am. Never judge a book by its cover. Or a weirdo by his eyepatch, I guess.

[outdistanced]

I never said you couldn't be nice. Just that it's annoying if you're always doing what you want even if it bothers everyone else.