turbo heaven 🌼 majima

[outdistanced]

is there a flower joke we can make here andie

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[outdistanced]

People with supernatural powers. It's normal to know about them back home... but I don't know, maybe Japan just doesn't have any.

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Seriously? That kinda shit would be all over the internet.

And, y'know. If there were ever a place that churned out people with superpowers, Japan would be right behind America on that.

[outdistanced]

What's the internet?

...I don't think it's a competition, though.

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I dunno which one of us is worse off in this equation.

[outdistanced]

[ stares at him in confusion ]

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If the words "cancel culture" don't mean anything to ya, don't worry 'bout it.

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Nope. Never heard of it.

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So don't worry 'bout it!

[ IF ONLY THINGS WERE SO SIMPLE FOR HIM... ]

...so yeah, I was a dumb bright-eyed kid too, once upon a time. Heh.

[outdistanced]

[ hm. fine, he'll let it drop. ]

You were nice, though. The chaos probably liked the help.

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What've I been tryin' to tell ya this whole time? Just 'cause I seem shady and fulla shit don't mean I actually am. Never judge a book by its cover. Or a weirdo by his eyepatch, I guess.

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I never said you couldn't be nice. Just that it's annoying if you're always doing what you want even if it bothers everyone else.