turbo heaven 🌼 adolphe

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w7 monday

[chrysanths]

[ I'm throwing them into the void.

Laurence will come across a reddish brown wolf plush on the ground. It compels you (weakly) without force to be aggressive to it in some way. ]

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[ what. he stares at it, debating what to do. hm.




teleports it into a trash can. ]

[chrysanths]

[ The plush continues to radiate aggro from the trash can right at Laurence. is this all you can do? pathetic.

But then, Adolphe reappears out of nowhere several feet from the ground in a short distance away and falls onto the ground on his back. Oof. ]

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[ wtf?? why is this thing so annoying?

- ahhhh the jumpscare!! forget this dumb plush!! ]

A-Adolphe? Are you okay?

[chrysanths]

[ Adolphe groans and sits up, seeing Laurence like. Oh. Hello. ]

Laurence. I'm--fine.

[ It's fine. This is nothing. He stands after getting his bearings. ]

Have you seen this... doll? Toy... thing? It resembles a wolf.

[ He has no idea it's in the trash. The plush itself doesn't talk, but the aggro that constantly radiates gives off the vibe as if it's speaking to Laurence himself: oooh i bet you're gonna feel guilty soooo bad and you should absolutely feel bad ]

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[ hm. ]

That thing is yours?

[chrysanths]

[ why don't you beat me up to feel better about yourself huh i heard stress relief is great for your mind but do you even have a brain up there to begin with

Adolphe nods. ]

Yeah. For some reason.

[ He's not sure how to explain it. ]

It's supposed to be a decoy, but I don't fully understand how it works.

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[ OHHHHHHH HE HATES THIS THIIIIING ]

It's annoying, is how.

[ fine. he will teleport it back but he's not happy about it. have your stupid plush back :/ ]

[chrysanths]

[ Oh! He's surprised when it suddenly comes into his hands. ]

Is that originally your power?

[ Just teleporting things? Sounds real convenient. The plush will continue to try and draw aggro though. Sorry, Laurence.

oooooooh you wanna throw me in the trash sooooo baaaaaaad ]

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Teleportation, yeah. I don't usually use it like this, but I've been trying to practice in different ways.

[ glares at this wolf ]

Can't you shut that thing up?

[chrysanths]

[ Adolphe nods, but then looks down at the wolf plush and back up at Laurence. ]

... It doesn't talk though?

[ The vibes of aggro pulling continues: get rekt, boy. wanna be mistaken as a loony? keep telling him i can talk hahaha ]

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It is annoying, though.

[ HE WANTS TO THROW IT IN THE OCEAN WHICH ISN'T EVEN THERE ANYMOOOORE AAAAAAA ]

[chrysanths]

... Unfortunately, that means it's doing its job.

[ A pat on the plush head and pomf! It disappears. All aggro moments and provoke effect are dispelled. ]

Sorry about that. I don't know what it does to attract people and keep their attention though.

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[ there's like a brief sigh of relief but he's still!! annoyed!! unfortunately he is exactly the kind of person to fall for this shit hook, line, and sinker. ]

Seriously? And you're still going around leaving them wherever?

[chrysanths]

[ Oh, Laurence... ]

I can't really make more than three a day, so I don't really have many tries to practice with it.

[ Though he does feel sorry about getting Laurence involved because he's so annoyed now. ]

... I'll make it up to you. Are you feeling hungry? We can go eat something... my treat.

[ Which means he's willing to cook for him too. ]

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Is that really something that needs practicing?

[ hmmm. ]

...Sure, I could eat.