turbo heaven 🌼 maomao

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week 1, monday

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[ do not ask how many times i tried to type this subject line i don't want to talk about it

anyway he's looking at a ghost cookie with a frown ]

What is this supposed to be?

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[ maomao is has cat ears and a tail is flicking with interest as she looks at the cookie ]

It looks like a ghost.

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Why would a ghost look like this? It's more like a weird curtain.

[apoisoncary]

Some believe a ghost wears white clothes and have a white face. This may be a simplified version of that.

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[ squints ]

That's dumb. But making ghost cookies is even dumber.

[apoisoncary]

Might be part of the ritual for this place. Some people ward spirits away with charms or incense. This place may be warding them away with the thread of eating them.

[ taking one and just popping it into her mouth ]

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[ DON'T JUST EAT FOOD LEFT OUT





watches to see if anything weird happens ]

[apoisoncary]

[ this is her job

nothing happens ]

It's good, but you probably won't like it.

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[ hm. unsure if disappointed or not, maomao could probably use some weird effects ]

It's just a cookie. Everyone likes those now and then.

[apoisoncary]

[ feed her love chocolate ]

It's sugar though.

[ she will pick one up to offer to him since he might actually want it ]

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[ it's a little late for that ]

All cookies are sugar.

[ fine!! he'll take it!! ]

[apoisoncary]

[ she would still eat it... ]

There may be a way to lower the sugar content...

[ pondering a moment. ]

Do you have festivals in your world?

[outdistanced]

It's not like I'm allergic to sugar! Shut up about it already!

[ HE TALKED ABOUT IT ONE TIME ]

Not really.

[apoisoncary]

[ Ah. Hmmm... maybe she'll revisit this later ]

Then I suppose we should explore it fully to see what it is about.

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Are you really that interested in a "festival" that has skeletons all over the place?

[apoisoncary]

The skeletons aren't fully accurate. [ does that help? ]

There's nothing wrong with trying a new experience.

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What, because they're wearing shirts?

A new experience is one thing, but it could stand to be a little less creepy.

[apoisoncary]

They have given these skeletons facial expressions and something solid where the eyes should go. The joint placements, proportions, and size aren't right either.

[ do you actually want a lesson in bones ]

Are you scared?

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[ he does not so he's just frowning and ignoring that. ]

Of course not! [ he was a little freaked out earlier when he thought they were real. ] It's just a weird thing to do for some kind of "festival."

[apoisoncary]

I believe the one involving hearts earlier is much stranger.

[ a whole thing... about love ]

I think I saw some masks a bit ago.

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That one's weird, too, but at least it explains why everyone's flirting in public.

...What do masks have to do with anything?

[apoisoncary]

Have you fallen victim to all the flirting?

[ maomao is going to gently take a hold of his sleeve and lead him towards the costumes! ]

We should try the full experience.

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Ugh. No.

[ he would be so mortified. ]

What does that even mean for a place like this?

[apoisoncary]

It appears to be dressing up and getting candy.

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You can try the candy. I'm not about to be stuck floating again or whatever weird things this place comes up with.

[ just because the cookie was fine doesn't mean everything else is too! ]

We can just throw a sheet over you so you can look like that cookie.