turbo heaven 🌼 maomao

[outdistanced]

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[outdistanced]

[ DON'T JUST EAT FOOD LEFT OUT





watches to see if anything weird happens ]

[apoisoncary]

[ this is her job

nothing happens ]

It's good, but you probably won't like it.

[outdistanced]

[ hm. unsure if disappointed or not, maomao could probably use some weird effects ]

It's just a cookie. Everyone likes those now and then.

[apoisoncary]

[ feed her love chocolate ]

It's sugar though.

[ she will pick one up to offer to him since he might actually want it ]

[outdistanced]

[ it's a little late for that ]

All cookies are sugar.

[ fine!! he'll take it!! ]

[apoisoncary]

[ she would still eat it... ]

There may be a way to lower the sugar content...

[ pondering a moment. ]

Do you have festivals in your world?

[outdistanced]

It's not like I'm allergic to sugar! Shut up about it already!

[ HE TALKED ABOUT IT ONE TIME ]

Not really.

[apoisoncary]

[ Ah. Hmmm... maybe she'll revisit this later ]

Then I suppose we should explore it fully to see what it is about.

[outdistanced]

Are you really that interested in a "festival" that has skeletons all over the place?

[apoisoncary]

The skeletons aren't fully accurate. [ does that help? ]

There's nothing wrong with trying a new experience.

[outdistanced]

What, because they're wearing shirts?

A new experience is one thing, but it could stand to be a little less creepy.

[apoisoncary]

They have given these skeletons facial expressions and something solid where the eyes should go. The joint placements, proportions, and size aren't right either.

[ do you actually want a lesson in bones ]

Are you scared?

[outdistanced]

[ he does not so he's just frowning and ignoring that. ]

Of course not! [ he was a little freaked out earlier when he thought they were real. ] It's just a weird thing to do for some kind of "festival."

[apoisoncary]

I believe the one involving hearts earlier is much stranger.

[ a whole thing... about love ]

I think I saw some masks a bit ago.

[outdistanced]

That one's weird, too, but at least it explains why everyone's flirting in public.

...What do masks have to do with anything?

[apoisoncary]

Have you fallen victim to all the flirting?

[ maomao is going to gently take a hold of his sleeve and lead him towards the costumes! ]

We should try the full experience.

[outdistanced]

Ugh. No.

[ he would be so mortified. ]

What does that even mean for a place like this?

[apoisoncary]

It appears to be dressing up and getting candy.

[outdistanced]

You can try the candy. I'm not about to be stuck floating again or whatever weird things this place comes up with.

[ just because the cookie was fine doesn't mean everything else is too! ]

We can just throw a sheet over you so you can look like that cookie.

[apoisoncary]

[ considering it ]

A sheet isn't as fun and I wouldn't be able see anything properly.

[ is he going to hold her hand and be her guide ]

[outdistanced]

[ if she insists, but he’s not much of a guide if he doesn’t know what’s happening. ]

You’re the one who mentioned dressing up. A mask wouldn't do that much.